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Hey,

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you okay? You need a ride?

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Oh, okay.

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And I don't have work today since I quit
my meaningless job.

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So let's go ahead and make those
bottomless. The nachos? Yeah.

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So cool. I've never even been on a
double date, and I'm on a triple?

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Actually, we're not really feeling this,
right? Yeah.

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Gave it a shot. Okay. Bye.

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But we're watching Survivor next week if
you want to come. Hey, I got to run to

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the bathroom.

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Order me pancakes?

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Sure.

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So? Isn't he great? We're sort of a
couple now.

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And how...

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Are you a couple? Okay, yes. I know it's
not ideal, since he's in character as

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an 18 -year -old virgin, so we haven't
been able to have sex yet.

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But his show wraps today, so then we
will get to have sex. And technically,

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meet. And it's cool dating an actor. We
just, like, get each other, you know?

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Totally. And same. Lance and I are so
well -matched now that we've both left

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industry. We were always well -matched,
B. Yeah, and he pushes me, too, in my

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career. Like, this morning, I shot a
self -tape for this big period drama.

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then tonight, I have a director's
session with Wes Anderson on Zoom. What?

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then another Zoom audition after that.
So we're sort of like a Hollywood power

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couple. Oh.

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Hey,

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I missed you.

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Wait.

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Wait, so Curtis, how's the game in it? I
still watch it every day. You got mad

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charisma, bro. You should be on TV.

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Thank you. Yeah, really. You're, like,
better than I was. All right, shut up.

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That's nice. I'm trying. I just don't
have reps right now, so I have to troll

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Actors Access for auditions, which is...
Wait,

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Mom? Yes?

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Can I eat this?

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Wait, where is your security detail? Oh,
I don't eat all that for a simple

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brunch with my kids.

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They'd have to get clearances, sweep the
place. I didn't want to bother them. So

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they don't know you're here?

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No, I escaped in the night, Carrie.

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That's fully insane.

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Yeah, and I didn't realize how long it
would take to walk to Manhattan.

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But it's worth it to be with my kids.

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Wait. Oh, my god.

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Hot dude back.

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Oh, my god.

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Sorry. Sorry. That's a terrible family
brunch. My god.

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There she is. Move away. Step back,
please.

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Ma 'am, ma 'am, you cannot sneak out on
us. What? I didn't.

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I'm sorry for sneaking out, Frank. It
won't happen again,

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I promise.

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It's all good, ma 'am. Thank you.

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Anyway, how have you been? How's your
mom's cancer?

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Not good.

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Stage four.

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She's in the hospital on Long Island.

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What? Well, yeah, I just said that
you... Nice, though. And you grew up on

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Island, right, Frank?

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What is your favorite, longest story
about growing up on Long Island?

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Oh, wow.

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That's so funny, Frank.

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Pat's on the move. Frank.

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I guess we can take the baby off the
list.

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Deal with what? What did he do?

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Oh, just some industry gossip.

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You're no longer in the industry, so it
doesn't feel right telling you.

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Oh, that's totally fine.

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And actually, it's why I'm here, to say
my goodbyes. As you may have heard, I

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have left the industry to start doing
good.

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Well, not today. Today is Friday. But
Monday, I do good. And honestly, I feel

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sad for all of you still here just
piddling away at this.

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pointless job.

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So I have a challenge.

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Join me.

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Leave this behind and choose a life of
meaning, of goodness, a life where we

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make a difference together.

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So who's with me?

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You know what?

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I am.

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Julie, I quit.

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Okay, is that it? Is it just Trish?

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You know what? It's probably not worth
it if it's just us two. So, Trish, you

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can say. Well, I don't want her now. She
just quit.

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Trish, you're fired.

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Oh, Trish.

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Well, my work here is done.

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So I am off to help the world.

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Minus Trish, whose life I did just ruin.

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So, goodbye all, and not to be rude, but
there is not one single thing I'm going

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to miss about the industry.

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Okay, next order of business tonight,
big huge party.

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Oh, party? Party? Damn it. Be not
afraid, as long as there is air in my

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I will tell you a story.

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You shan't have died in vain.

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Wow, this is incredible.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Carrie, I'm not in the
office this week. Can you hear me okay?

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Yep, and that's great. I'm so glad you
liked it. Loved it. I really believed

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were a 16th century knight.

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Unfortunately, I can't send this to the
producers.

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Uh, but that's who I did it for. It's
just I know for a fact they picture this

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role with long hair.

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Oh, well, I just assumed I would grow my
hair out if I got the part.

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And I'm with you, Carrie, but these
people are dumb.

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If they don't see. long hair, they can't
picture it. So if it's between you and

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someone with long hair, nine times out
of ten, they're going with long hair.

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Luckily, with self -tapes, it's easy to
keep making adjustments. So I say just

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go out, buy a wig, style the wig, apply
the wig, redo the tape, and then I think

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we should be good.

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Okay. Uh, sure.

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Yes. That sounds, uh...

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Very easy. Okay, so tonight's party is
in the Hamptons.

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Ellen has thrown herself a big birthday
bash and has agreed not to go so people

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can enjoy it. Aww.

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That's nice of her. Literally everyone
is invited, as long as they're in the

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industry.

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And we can't put this off any longer, so
Chase will be using this party to debut

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his shitty little rat look.

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What? I know, but now that he's 18, he
legally has to look like a gross, shitty

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little rat for at least one event.

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And I need someone to go with him. You
know, I could be back in the industry

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just for tonight if you need someone to
take him. But then tomorrow, I am back

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out. But that's okay.

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I'm having streeters up.

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Wait, what?

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I get to go to the parties now?

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Woo!

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In your face, Brooke.

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Okay, that's totally fine. I'll just
stay out then.

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Like I wanted.

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Just, you know, trying to help. Oh,
don't look for employees. If you want to

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look for one, you'll need to buy one at
the store.

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The store?

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Be not afraid.

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As long as there is air in my lungs, I
will tell you a story.

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You shan't have died in vain.

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Carrie, yes.

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This performance is incredible. It's
even better than your last performance.

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great. So we can send that one off. I'm
worried.

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The hair's now too long.

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Also, I'm just noticing all this green
behind you.

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The green screen?

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Well, I know it's a green screen,
Carrie. But these people, they're going

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think you're on some kind of slime
planet. And I know for a fact they don't

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slime planet. Be not afraid.

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As long as there's air in my lungs, I
will tell your story.

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You shan't have died in vain. Oh, there
you are. Hi, Carrie.

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Mom, what are you doing here? Oh, well,
I just thought I'd come hang with you at

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your apartment. No biggie. Did you sneak
away from your security detail again?

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Oh, can you just let me in real quick?

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Okay, the hair is now great, Carrie, but
obviously I can't send this one in.

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Yeah, sorry, I forgot to edit out the
part where my mom showed up. No, she's

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fun. They'll love that.

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The problem is the background.

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The what? You're supposed to be in the
1500s. These people are going to see a

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fridge and lose their minds. So does
your apartment have any gothic arches

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could feature?

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Sorry, does my apartment have gothic
arches? Also, your shirt, Carrie.

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Knights tended to wear more armor.

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Hey guys,

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welcome. Don't worry, she's not here.

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We're together.

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And the same age.

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Hi, can I get a...

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Yes, I could keep holding. How was my
weekend?

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Fine.

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It was fine. I had a fine weekend.

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Look at that loser.

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Been there, but not today. Today I get
to actually enjoy the party and not

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the whole time working.

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Okay, rude.

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But makes sense. All industry people
are.

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Ooh.

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Hello?

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God.

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Fucking agents. It's just, what if Ellen
shows up?

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Don't worry. She's in LA.

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Don't worry. She's in LA.

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I just said that.

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Come on. I know I'm not in the industry
anymore, but it's not like you can't see

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me.

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Wait, can people literally not see me?

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Take a second to really look at this
altar.

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Isn't it quite an altar?

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Now, as a needless digression, a folly
really, turn around and look at the

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doorway you just walked into.

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Walk up to the knight on the right, not
the one on the left. Look at the one on

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the right. Oh, God.

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Are they coming back?

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No, no, no. Really get close to the
helmet. If you get close enough... You

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see your breath fog up the steel.

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Call from Mackenzie. Do you want to
answer?

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Yes. Carrie, this last take was
flawless.

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Where did you find that suit of armor?

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My closet.

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Well, this should absolutely get you the
part.

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Unfortunately, they went with Dylan O
'Brien.

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What?

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Yeah, they decided they wanted a name.
So annoying when they do that. But at

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least you didn't need to leave your
apartment.

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Self tapes really are so much easier.

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Anyway, don't forget you're Zooming with
Wes Anderson in 45.

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All right.

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I'm truly sorry for sneaking out again.

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Here, I made you some tea. Thank you, ma
'am. Very nice.

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And we know you wanted to go to Ellen's
tonight, especially since she's not

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going to be there, but we assessed some
high -level threats and think it's

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safest not to go. Oh, I totally
understand.

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I'm happy to hang here.

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Anyway, enjoy your tea, guys.

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Hats on the move.

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God, I know.

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He is such an asshole.

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Who? Who's an asshole?

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Hey, guess what?

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A bunch of people are about to take out
one of Ellen's speedboats.

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Anyone want to go?

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Sure. I do.

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Okay. One, two, three, four, five.

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Yes. We should all fit. Come on.

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What? That is the craziest thing I've
ever heard. I can't believe DaBaby did

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that. He better hope that doesn't come
out. Hope what doesn't come out?

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What did DaBaby do?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Wait, I think I hear something.

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Nope, never mind.

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How spooky.

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Hey, so sorry I'm late. Oh, hey. No,
that is 100 % fine. This is low -key.

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just wants to chat with a few people
he's circling for the role.

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Awesome. I have never been circled for
anything, so this is really cool. Great.

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Well, why don't you just hang here in
the waiting room until Wes is ready?

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Oh, and when Wes comes on, make sure you
are perfectly centered in the frame.

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Okay? Okay.

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Thanks.

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Yeah, I can hear you.

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Dylan O 'Brien?

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What's up? Nice to meet you, man. You
too.

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You auditioned for Ambassador Belgium
too?

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Yeah. It's a small part, though.

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I thought I had a shot, but I guess I do
not.

240
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I can't even fucking believe I still got
to audition.

241
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,350
I'm a fucking maze runner, bro.

242
00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:13,790
Yes, I'm a big fan.

243
00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:15,910
But I think I'm actually going to go.

244
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,230
You reek.

245
00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:22,150
Sorry. I reek. You know how long this is
going to be?

246
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:26,030
I think I'm going to take a little
shower because I don't smoke very much.

247
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:29,310
Daddy, don't do good on a stinky
audition, you know what I'm saying?

248
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,590
Yes. I'm just going to leave this right
here.

249
00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,070
You mind letting me know if they come
in? I'm just going to turn my camera

250
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,050
Okay, sure, yeah.

251
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,710
Camera.

252
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,780
Wait, can you see me?

253
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,200
Of course.

254
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:02,540
Hey, I'm Doug.

255
00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:03,740
Oh, hi.

256
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,060
No one can see me either.

257
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,860
My cousin who brought me, he works at
WME, but I'm just an immigration lawyer.

258
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:16,620
So the only people who can see me are...
Oh, this is Betsy. Her husband's a

259
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:20,080
producer for Drew Barrymore, and she's a
social worker for teens.

260
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:26,320
Do either of you know what happened with
DaBaby?

261
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,900
Who's the baby?

262
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,660
Oh, Natalie, over here. Brooke, you
gotta meet Natalie. She's a translator

263
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:33,840
speaks five languages.

264
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,280
Okay, yes.

265
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,580
Someone hot.

266
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,280
I mean, hi.

267
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:42,600
God, it is so fucked up that people
can't see any of us because we're not in

268
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,600
industry.

269
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,140
Anyway, I'm Brooke.

270
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:48,120
Yeah, no, we've met before. I was at the
Night Nurse premiere.

271
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,480
We actually sat really close to each
other.

272
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,840
Sorry. Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.

273
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Hi, everyone.

274
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,340
My fiance is about to sit down.

275
00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,380
So,

276
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,520
right on you.

277
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,500
That's okay. You were in a different
place then. But now that you left the

278
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,800
industry behind, I'm sure you can
probably see how it makes people a

279
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,800
crazy.

280
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,960
Oh.

281
00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:14,680
Truly, thank you for this.

282
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,480
You would think seeing him naked would
be a letdown, but it is better.

283
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,340
And remember, when he gets out, you have
to log off fast, okay? Promise?

284
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,100
Yes. No, no, no. You won't even know I
was here.

285
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,020
I can't find the button. I can't find
the button. Just hit the X.

286
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,560
Go, go, go, go, go.

287
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,960
Camera on.

288
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:46,080
Yo, what's up? Did I miss anything?

289
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:49,060
No, no. Just sitting here waiting.

290
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:53,080
So you could actually pop back in that
shower if you wanted. Hey, guys. Thank

291
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,160
you so much for waiting, but
unfortunately, Wes has decided to go

292
00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:00,000
Clooney. It's nothing against the two of
you. He just wanted a huge name. Yeah.

293
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,120
So annoying, right?

294
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,160
Okay. Take care. Bye.

295
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,220
Wow. Fucking Clooney.

296
00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:07,149
Every time.

297
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,790
Well, good luck with everything, man.
I'm going to take a long, hard piss.

298
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:10,629
All right.

299
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,630
Camera off.

300
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:15,829
What

301
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:30,450
the...

302
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,670
Hello?

303
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,110
Is someone there?

304
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,400
Shit. Help!

305
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,420
I need help in here!

306
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:47,780
Help!

307
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,740
What's up? What's wrong? I will shower
on.

308
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:55,140
Someone's writing something on the
mirror.

309
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,460
Okay, no one freak out.

310
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:07,020
But I think Brooke Dubek is in this
bathroom.

311
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,420
What? Right now?

312
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:13,430
Freaky, yes. She recently left the
industry, but hasn't fully crossed over

313
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:15,150
That's being a fuck, Julie!

314
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:17,990
No cool people can see or hear me?

315
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:23,330
Brooke, if you're trying to contact us,
we cannot see or hear you.

316
00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,550
Okay, you know what? Here, anyone have
any wine?

317
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:32,190
I used to be a 35 -year -old in the
industry, but now I'm just a 35 -year

318
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,190
person?

319
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:03,280
Quick cue before we start. You guys, uh,
you don't want a name for this one, do

320
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:08,080
you? No, not at all. This is a sitcom
pilot for Paramount  , so we're seeing

321
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,940
tons of no -names. Great, great.

322
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,400
And, uh, one more thing.

323
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,820
All the sides I got were for a female
character named Courtney?

324
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,000
Uh, yes. This role was a woman until
yesterday, but now she's a gay man.

325
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,740
Oh, okay. Well, I didn't get any new
pages.

326
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,480
Oh, there are none, but, uh, it still
works.

327
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,340
Okay, I guess let's do it. Great.

328
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:39,920
Tegan and her BFF Courtney, 29, hot even
with no makeup, get manicures. Okay,

329
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,000
girl. Dish. Hot date tonight?

330
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,380
Ha! Girl, I wish. Ever since my
promotion, I haven't even had the energy

331
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:50,180
flirt with a guy. I guess us girls can't
have it all.

332
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,460
Courtney, stop PMSing.

333
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,160
You'll find Mr. Right. When?

334
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,680
It's not like I'm going to find anyone
at work except Rick, who spends all day

335
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,780
staring at my ass. God, men are such
pigs.

336
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,220
You need a spa day. No, girl. I need a
spa year.

337
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,780
Uh, yes. Wow. That was perfect.

338
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:13,440
That was so funny, Karen. Thank you.
Thank you. We should actually have a

339
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,500
decision for you soon. Maybe the next
few hours.

340
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:20,600
Whoa. Uh, great. Well, thank you so
much. I just got to run to a party, but

341
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,200
yeah. No, thank you. We're such fans.

342
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,210
Ah. Thank you. Bye.

343
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,450
Bye.

344
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:36,770
Thank you so

345
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:40,950
much. Good to see you.

346
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,310
So, who's an asshole?

347
00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:50,030
Oh, Channing Tatum's old makeup artist.

348
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,470
Yeah, fuck him or her. God!

349
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:56,070
This is so much better than talking to
some girl who speaks five languages.

350
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,910
Oh, you were talking to Natalie.

351
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,010
She's my little sister.

352
00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:03,830
Of course you know Natalie because of
Lance.

353
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:08,910
Sorry, that Natalie girl knows Lance?

354
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:12,150
Well, yeah, I mean, she translates for a
lot of his patients, so they always

355
00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,350
hang at the hospital. They have this
whole banter in Spanish. It's annoying.

356
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,010
I never know what they're talking about.

357
00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,530
But you knew that, right?

358
00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:19,930
Oh, yeah.

359
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,440
Yeah, yeah, I did. Sorry, I want to go
say hi to her some more.

360
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,300
Well, good luck. I never can find her at
these things.

361
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:30,460
All right. She is now invisible to me.

362
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,520
Thank you.

363
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:38,320
Carrie? Oh, thank God it's you.

364
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:39,660
It's not Ellen.

365
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,599
We're fine.

366
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,600
Oh, my God. Hey. Hey.

367
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,080
Um, I have the craziest news.

368
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,760
What? I just booked a role off of Actors
Access.

369
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,300
What? Curtis, that...

370
00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:49,369
That's incredible.

371
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:51,970
It's for this Paramount Plus pilot? I
mean, it's kind of fucked up because the

372
00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:54,530
role used to be a woman and they just
changed it to a gay guy, but whatever.

373
00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:57,250
The script's funny, they love me, and I
got it.

374
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,330
Wow, that's incredible.

375
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,270
Really, that's so amazing.

376
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,770
I'm just going to run to the bathroom
real quick.

377
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,100
Hey, babe.

378
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:20,880
Oh, hey. How are you?

379
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,480
Um, you're, uh, you're not in character
anymore.

380
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,440
Hooray.

381
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:30,140
Hi. Sorry. I am, uh, I'm just having the
worst day.

382
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,800
Oh, babe. First, I got passed over for
all these roles because they're looking

383
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:38,980
for names, which sucks, but, like, I get
it. They're above me, but now I just

384
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:44,620
got passed over for someone who is, uh,
for Curtis, which is, which is great,

385
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,880
but he's been hosting.

386
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,420
I'm the one who's been, like, acting.

387
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.

388
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,280
That's exactly how I felt when my
grandma and I lost our town's annual

389
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,940
decorating showdown last year. I'm sure
he was good, but I thought I killed that

390
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:03,560
audition. That's hard. Which is why this
year, my grandma and I are going to use

391
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,180
twice as many Christmas lights.

392
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,880
Wait, why do you keep talking about
Christmas?

393
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:11,360
Or no, did you get cast in something
else?

394
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,320
Shit! You booked a gay Christmas movie
already?

395
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,680
And do we really need to be in character
full time for that? Babe, you're

396
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,680
stressed out.

397
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,280
Let me go get you some eggnog.

398
00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:38,820
Totally,

399
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,740
totally, totally. That's really fun.

400
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:41,799
I'll see you over there.

401
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
How pretty.

402
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,600
Gosh, this party's so nice. Yeah.

403
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:49,760
You know, my security team was worried
about me coming to this, but why would I

404
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:54,520
need security at an industry party?
There's no fans, no paparazzi. Yeah,

405
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,460
weird. Anyways, hi, I'm Zach Smith from
CAA. I represent Priyanka Chopra.

406
00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:02,980
I'd love to set you two up for a
general, maybe find a show for her on P.

407
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,680
Pat, Tim Downey. I work with Laverne
Cox.

408
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:09,420
I think she'd be a fantastic fit for P.
Let me tell you why. Pat, you know who

409
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,480
you've got to meet. He's hilarious.

410
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:11,979
Frankie Grande.

411
00:24:11,980 --> 00:24:13,140
Pat! You know who you would love?

412
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,440
Teresa Giudice's daughter. I really
would love to get you down for a coffee

413
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,440
sometime.

414
00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:45,490
We were just talking about the lack of
proper education. Okay, I'm going to

415
00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:48,570
assume that you were talking, but I
cannot see you because whatever you're

416
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,370
saying is too boring.

417
00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:54,730
So I need you to say something really
cool so it pushes its way through to my

418
00:24:54,730 --> 00:24:58,870
realm. Are you related to anyone famous?

419
00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:00,650
No.

420
00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:05,590
Okay, I still can't see you, so I'm
going to assume that's a no.

421
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:08,650
Have you ever worked in the industry?

422
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,750
Uh, I was once an extra on Smallville.

423
00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:14,690
Yes, I see a hand. What else, Natalie?

424
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:18,490
What else could make me see you as a
person? I dated Topher Grace for three

425
00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:19,490
weeks.

426
00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:23,890
Okay, what the hell? I didn't get that
when I became visible.

427
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:29,270
Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry again
for not seeing you at night, nurse.

428
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:33,330
And also for forgetting that you're
Lance's friend.

429
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:34,829
That's okay.

430
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:37,870
I'm just glad that you two are talking
again. He was so upset.

431
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,470
He...

432
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:44,180
talk to you about me? Yeah. I mean,
we're pretty close, and we're both in

433
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:47,240
business of helping people, so we just
kind of get each other, you know?

434
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:48,980
Uh -huh.

435
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,480
Sorry, I'm being rude. This is my friend
Julia.

436
00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:56,860
Uh, Julia, tell Brooke what you learned
senior year of spring break of college.

437
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,480
That Emile Hirsch's dick is wonk?

438
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,540
Okay, wow. You are even hotter.

439
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:06,120
Julia also knows Lance from the
hospital. Lance is such a great guy.

440
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,340
He's so good.

441
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,520
Okay, no.

442
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,250
No. No, I can't do any more of this.

443
00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:20,550
Hey.

444
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:21,670
Hey.

445
00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:26,770
You went out for Courtney, didn't you?

446
00:26:27,410 --> 00:26:30,350
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.

447
00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:33,850
But it's really, it's fine. I'm happy
for you.

448
00:26:34,410 --> 00:26:35,410
Okay. I swear.

449
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:40,260
All right, well, if it makes you feel
any better, I probably only got the role

450
00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:41,480
because of my femme privilege.

451
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:43,660
I'm sorry, what?

452
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,900
Carrie, the role used to be a woman.

453
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,720
They changed not a single line. Who do
you think's getting that part, you or

454
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,300
I mean, is it homophobic to say you?

455
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:54,960
No, and yes, but the answer is me.

456
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:58,700
Well, you're being very nice, but I'm
sure you were just better.

457
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:03,620
Yeah, that too, that too. But they were
clearly looking for an actor that

458
00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,300
screamed gay, which is...

459
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,080
Deeply problematic for the world, but
great for me. Because now I'm Courtney

460
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:10,959
Last Name.

461
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,740
Well, to Courtney No Last Name. All
right, let's get some drinks. Let's have

462
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,940
fun. We're at Allentown.

463
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:21,480
So his name is Courtney, and it's the
pilot for Paramount . Wow, that's so

464
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,460
Curtis. Thank you, Chase Dream. Yeah,
I'll have to, like, check it out when it

465
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:25,820
comes out. I mean, wow.

466
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:29,120
I know. We had a bunch of clients go in
for that. Congrats, man.

467
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,980
Thank you. Oh, my God, you heard.

468
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,020
Cheers!

469
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,420
Bottoms up, my dudes!

470
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:41,500
So, it's Ashley Tinsdale, and it's on
Paramount . And that's all I know. And

471
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,500
that's all I need to know.

472
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:44,119
That's amazing.

473
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:48,740
It's fucking hard to get cast in
anything these days. You should be so,

474
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:52,540
proud. Yeah, you should be. Oh, thanks,
Karen. Think of the femme privilege.

475
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,120
Yeah, we were both up for the role, but
Curtis got it.

476
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,120
Definitely because he was way better,
but then...

477
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,760
Chris was also saying that, like, maybe
he got it because he was more obviously

478
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,160
gay and networks kind of want that now.

479
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,900
So... Yeah.

480
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,120
Lucky me.

481
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,600
I'm more femme.

482
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,140
If you could tell. My agent calling.

483
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,020
Probably to tell me I did not get
Courtney.

484
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:19,720
Fun! It's gonna be fun.

485
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,760
Where is she?

486
00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:25,380
Oh!

487
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:31,320
Julie? Um, Julie, Julie, hi. I've been
thinking, and I... Wait.

488
00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,100
What is going on here?

489
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,960
Your mother snuck away from her detail.

490
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,880
Again. Go ahead, Pat.

491
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,360
Tell her what you did to her.

492
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,620
I drugged them with tea.

493
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,140
And because of that, now what happened?

494
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:46,020
I have a dinner with JoJo Siwa.

495
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:53,260
Okay, um, well, I guess it's good that
you're all here, um, because I love you

496
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:55,160
and Chase very much.

497
00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:58,750
But I have decided to leave the
industry.

498
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:04,110
What? Streeter will still represent you,
but I want to leave.

499
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:11,190
I mean, I don't want to. I actually want
to stay, but I just, I, I can't.

500
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,490
I have to go. I mean, I, I need to go.

501
00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:18,870
Oh, honey, I didn't know you felt this
way.

502
00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:21,290
Yeah, yeah, but whatever makes you
happy.

503
00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:22,389
Thanks, bud.

504
00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:23,970
Okay, ma 'am, your car is ready.

505
00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:27,970
All right. We're bringing her out right
now. I really don't want to have one

506
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,870
with JoJo Siwa.

507
00:29:30,130 --> 00:29:31,750
I know. I'm sorry, Mom.

508
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:36,130
Oh, wait. Sorry, Shirley. Before I quit,
do you think you can tell me what's

509
00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:38,570
going on with the baby? Just fucking go,
Brooke.

510
00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:40,810
Uh, what?

511
00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:46,090
This may be a joke to you, but this is
my job, and I care about it. And

512
00:29:46,210 --> 00:29:48,350
I've spent a lot of time helping you.

513
00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:52,210
So this quitting, not quitting shit
isn't funny.

514
00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:53,810
If you're out,

515
00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:55,510
Be out.

516
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:01,570
Oh, my God!

517
00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:05,210
Hi, Doug.

518
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:10,190
Yeah, it is the most wonderful time of
the year. Curtis, Curtis, guess what? I

519
00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:11,190
just got a role, too.

520
00:30:11,390 --> 00:30:12,710
Whoa, whoa.

521
00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:17,430
Congratulations. Yeah, yeah, it's the
three -episode arc on that show, Emily

522
00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:18,870
Overruled. Oh, OK.

523
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:20,190
BBS.

524
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Prime time, baby.

525
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:26,240
I know, and I didn't even have to
audition because I guess I'm like

526
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,019
a name now.

527
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,300
But isn't that great?

528
00:30:28,540 --> 00:30:29,800
We both booked roles.

529
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,060
Mm -hmm. Yeah.

530
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,920
And Lucas just sang the entirety of
Jingle Bells at me, so I'm assuming he

531
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,699
booked one too.

532
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:40,840
Yeah. But he is not playing a virgin
anymore, so now I can take him home and

533
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,880
celebrate, if you know what I mean. But
gotta run. Such a fun night. Okay.

534
00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:46,380
Okay, bye, Carrie.

535
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,460
Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

536
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:49,860
Oh, hey, there you are. I was just
gonna...

537
00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:01,330
I'm not a virgin now.

538
00:31:01,870 --> 00:31:02,870
You know what?

539
00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,070
Let's not kiss.

540
00:31:06,010 --> 00:31:08,110
Okay. What do you want to do?

541
00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:11,070
I was thinking something, uh, something
like this.

542
00:31:12,710 --> 00:31:16,230
No, no, no. You know we're in my
hometown for Christmas.

543
00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:19,050
My parents are asleep in the next room.

544
00:31:19,490 --> 00:31:20,490
Oh, my God.

545
00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:25,470
Um, well, we'll just have to keep it
down for them then.

546
00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:27,650
No, it's not safe.

547
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:29,610
I still haven't even told them I'm...

548
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:33,260
What's this now? I promise.

549
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:37,160
I'm gonna tell them soon, babe. Just...
on Christmas.

550
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:39,820
Sorry, so we for real can't have sex?

551
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,600
Again? Because my... my hole is out.

552
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,060
I should probably sleep on the couch.

553
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Bye, babe.

554
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:49,800
And babe, Merry Christmas.

555
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:53,220
This is fine.

556
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,560
It's... it's a process.

